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Charlie from Busted
Oh, Charles.  What has happened to you?  Once upon a time you were with your fine public school chums, cruising the KR and occasionally grooming your eyebrows.  Now you're doing bunny hops on stage pretending to be some confused skater-indie thing.  Ever wondered why your bandmates don't let you talk in interviews?  No, it's not because they wouldn't get any exposure otherwise... it's because you have an overriding tendency to say "OK yar".
Good to see that quiff's still going strong though...

 

"everybody in the crowd say MWAH"

Tara Palmer-Tom'something
She got famous for going to parties and buying stuff in Knightsbridge and Chelsea.  If there's anything for a Sloaney to aspire to, it must be that.
And we all know about "I'm [not really] a Celebrity... Get me out of here!"

Prince Harry
Partying all night, endless connections and a place in the England polo team?  Sloane-o-meters going into overdrive here!

Lady Victoria Hervey
Lady V landed on the London party circuit after the mighty Tara P-T found herself in rehab... but she was a worthy replacement, and has been dishing out Sloaney philosophy from day one:
"It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should buy a plane ticket and go somewhere hot like the Caribbean where they can eat free fish all day."

Harry from McFly
Like S-Club Juniors to S Club 7, McFly were created from the dirty entrails Busted (see Charlie above).  The picture says it all, really.

 

Jack Osbourne

  Scarlettt Johannsssssson

 
 

 

 

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