| The fact is,
no Sloane will admit to being a Sloane (unless your surname is Sloane,
but that's not really relevant). But
maybe you've noticed recently that people are calling you "darling".
Maybe you've had less time for your family, and more
time for the KR. In fact, any time for the KR
Maybe when referring to your "friends", you have to
put inverted commas around the word "friends".
Help will be at hand soon with our visual guide to
de-Sloanifying... ooh the anticipation.

"Excuse me while I spray this incredibly expensive
champagne
all over you"
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