| Sloangish | English |
| laters | goodbye |
| KR | King's Road |
| PJ's | Peter Jones |
| butters | ugly |
| Harvey Nicks | Harvey Nichol's |
| Mwah! | (term of appreciation) |
| wicks | wicked |
| tomoz | tomorrow |
| smashing (archaic term) | excellent |
| rinsed | embarrassingly proven incorrect |
| birdage | female companionship |
| tabbage | tobacco |
| lebs/lebbage/ plebs/pikies | common people |
| plastered/ smashed/ hammered | drunk |
| soz | sorry |
| pash | pashmina |
| honey/ darling | (term of appreciation) |
| pike/ pikey | common person |
| ra-ra | A skirt believed to be very fashionable and cool which really isn't! (for those that don't know a skirt usually dotty with two or more layers) SOOOOOOO UNFLATTERING |
| trakkies (bums) | tracksuit
(bottoms) FASHION NOTE: (their favourites are 'perfetto' or '5th strett' from the 'King's Road Sporting Club' and darling they sooo must be ripped!) |
| HILARRRRIOUSSSSS | hilarious. |
| mother superior | mum |
| totty | girlies... ooh la la |
| plastic | daddy's card |
| trustafarian | someone with a trust fund (you're nobody without one!) |
| see you in 15 | see you in 15 minutes |
| peasants | people not in the most immensely royal borough of ken and chel, or notting hill, or maybe fulham... |
| san trop | St. Tropez. |
| soooooooooooooooo | so (the more "o"s, the more they mean it.) |
| seriously | as in "seriously not on", "seriously bad", etc. |
| chateaued | had too much vino |
| reeeeeeeealy | that's the most boring thing i've ever heard |
| bun fight | party |
| couth | as in "it was a very couth restaurant" |
| freds | fortnum & mason |
| poss / posse | group of sloaneys |
| redge | reject(ed) |
| ledge | legend (as in "sophie is a ledge") |
| blates | blatently |
| lates | = laters |
| probs | probably |
| parentals | parents |
| anyhu | anyhow |
| best be off | i should go |
| chavscum | common folk |
| grit / gritty | dirty or offensive |
| guish | someone annoying |
| Jasper | = laters |
| fierce | anything unchilled |
| chilled | anything unfierce |
| buff / buffting | attractive |
| cadogan arms | stamping ground of choice for many a sloaney |
| ringrose | a sloane |
| toontown | a rogue/rebel |
| dweeber | attractive person |
| oid | anything. like, anything. |
| -heed | same use as -age |
| mypod | = my iPod |
| are you abstracting/extracting the michael? | are you taking the mickey? |
| whatever floats your lil boat yeh? | as you like |
| safe | that's cool |
| noofs | nouveau riche |
| distressingly fit | astonishingly good looking |
| jokes | only joking |
| babes | see "darling" |
| bezzie mate | best friend |
| NQOCDs | "Not Quite Our Class Darling" |
| fab | fabulous |
| daddums | father |
| ACCCCCTUALLLLY SOOO | very (used like the WHOOOOLE time) |
| jodders | jodpers (?) |
| oi-e-tick | upstart / new money |
| oh suck | this is bad |
| capers | cape town |
| madre | mother |
| wiksta | = wicked |
| hq (=headquarters) | home |
| Virgin Valley / VV | Woldingham School |
| OMG | "oh my god" (hardcore sloane use only) |
| shock | "what?" |
| fruup/früp | all-purpose word: "what the fruup" "so fruuping chilled" |
| lax | lacrosse |
| rugger / ruggers | rugby |
| rugger bugger | yummy rugby guy |
| golly | mild "OMG" |
| Hoop, hooping, hooped, hooper | replaces swearword where appropriate |
| Strath | Strathallan |
| poor people | as used in "look out, poor people about" |
| bare | very |
| norman | geek |
| absolute shocker | a bad thing |
| absolute mess | in a state of poor presentability |
| ralphies | Ralph Lauren tops |
| fritz | the f***ing ritz |
| tish tosh | good one |
| tish | great |
| not even towling material | isn't even marginally good looking |
| blowout | a bad thing |
| smash | great |
| tufty/tuftage | good looking male sloane |
| like | all-purpose sloane word |
| gretel | very ugly |
| pro | very good |
| copious | loads of |
| a la mo | at the moment |
| feeling your flow | catching your drift (mocking) |
| I'm feeling | I concur |
| yar | yes |
| ok yar | all purpose term of acknowledgement |
| spiffing / spiff | good |
| gimp | loser |
| shmeh | expression of confusion |
| -ish | randomly added suffix |
| actually / actually so | really, very |
| MPSIA | minor public school, i'm afraid |
| sloaney pony / "the pony" | the White Horse pub |
| PJs / pyjams | pyjamas |
| papa / paps | dad |
| dinks | small/cute |
| batting for the other side | gay |
| it's cool babes | = no worries |
| fugly | very ugly |
| ultra-cool / cooler than cool | very cool |
| ultra-cool immense ledge | the coolest person alive |
| immense | really good |
| batting for both teams | (self-explanatory) |
| Ken High | Kensington High Street |
| I'll pencil you in | I'll put it in my diary |
| take a chill pill | calm down dear (it's only a commercial) |
| maybs | maybe |
| defs | definitely |
| dinky | small/cute |
| dormie | dormitory |
| adorable (french accent) | adorable (english) |
| scrots | commoners |
| jim-jams | pyjamas |
| properly | (superlative phrase - eg. "he was properly rinsed") |
| square | a geek |
| sweetie | term of endearment |
| jagged commoners | people who aren't sloanes |
| don't woz, it's all roz | everything will work out ok |
| bezzles | best friends |
| sloaning it | hanging on the KR |
| raves | house parties |
| NFI | not f******* invited |
| NEFC | not even f****** considered |
| redged | cringingly ignored |
| crazed | out of the ordinary |
| freakshow | odd person |
| mateage | = mate |
| G'n'T | gin and tonic drink |
| rents/rentals | parents |
| tough call | unlucky |
| easy tiger | calm down dear (it's only a commercial) |
| cruising down (the KR) | walking along (the King's Road) |
| out on the razz | night on the town |
| yeaaaaah mate | you're not cool. go away. |
| hooley | party |
| horizontal hooley | copulation |
| FRAH | f****** royal albert hall |
| lush | good |
| blah | blah |
| Coo-el | very cool |
| hmm quite charming | (said in response something very insulting) |
| CPA | cr*p party anyway |
| that was such a cringe | how embarrassing |
| i can dig that | that's fine / i can do that |
| for sure | obviously |
| posteria / posterior | backside |
| oh lordy | oh no |
| my beau | my boyfriend |
| bosom buddy | best friend |
| pookie | cute/sweet |
| possible (french accent) | possible |
| OOYL | out of your league |
| PSG | public school girl |
| sweet | cool |
| witness the fitness | (self explanatory) |
| convo | conversation |
| leggers | leg-warmers |
| ra ra radley | (all-purpose mockery) |
| extracting the urine | taking the **** |
| slouchies | suade "slouch" boots |
| perlies | pearls |
| spaz | idiot |
| hobbos | hob nob biscuits |
| sarcy | sarcastic |
| ovvy | obviously |
| safe | cool |
| neak | embarrassingly sad |
| goosey | cool |
| evict yourself | please leave |
| the others | (term used by harrovians for etonians - the word "etonians" contains too many syllables for them. jokes.) |
| your mum | (all-purpose joke punchline) |
| sick | v v good |
| heinous | wrong / large quantity |
| hooters | ugly |
| whatever trevor | i don't care |
| innit | (attempt to be "street") |
| abu? | who? what? when? how? why? |
| quality | (adj.) good/amazing |
| AP | after party (eg. "AP at mine after closing time") |
| slick | very good |
| dark | not very good |